Three Thoughts on the World Baseball Classic Final

I watched almost none of the tournament besides from the 5th inning on in the championship, but still:

1. Nolan McLean squaring up to become the next Great Mets Pitcher Who Gets No Run Support

2. Bryce Harper tying the game and getting to feel important for an inning or so, then losing

2a. Celebrated a little too much too early rounding third there, fella

3. ...I mean we stole their president like a month ago--makes it hard to "root, root, root for the home team" (ok, two-and-a-half months; point still stands)

A New Local Business

If you're gonna make the name that silly, you'd better put an item like Yabba Dabba Doobies on the menu. 

But also, good to see that Michael Flynn and Roger Stone are making something of themselves through the city's CREATE program!

Lunch Options

Y'ever been sitting at your desk, trying to figure out where to go for lunch, when suddenly you realize: 

It's Meatball F🍝🍝🍝 in' Wednesday.

What's Worse?

Looking like a Guy Who Memorizes Area Codes in front of your co-workers because you knew what area 619 covered?

or

Admitting to your co-workers that you don't memorize area codes; you just know where 619 is because it's a professional wrestler's finishing move and he's from the San Diego area?

(Rey Mysterio, Jr., for the record)

A truly immersive gaming experience

Feels appropriate that I would forget to charge the GameCube controller, so I had to play Chibi-Robo plugged in.

Am I reading this right?

Bang Wawa?

If so, don't mind if I do!

Zoinks

Mystery Machine's got a real glow-down lately, huh?