I'm sticking with the G Train

I had to take the 1 train somewhere today--here have been my options for cars so far: 

Car 1:

Teens, aka youths, playing music on a Bluetooth speaker

Car 2:

Puke or some kind of spilled chicken thing right in front of one of the doors

Car 3:

Half of the lights are working

Pictured: Earning extra cool points with the hat

A Call to Millennials

I say it's time we abandon Live, Laugh, Love and move towards something that better fits our generation: 

Watch

Wait

Commiserate

Picking a Hat the Day After Election Day Can Be Tricky

Red hat = absolutely not; this one might go into temporary retirement until 2028 (at the least).

Completely wrong message to send, as people very, very likely would not have the proper context (as much as I'd like to see Orange Cassidy win the world title at Full Gear).

Norfolk Crushers: A promotional night to celebrate the Orange Crush drink -- again, the wrong message to send.

As much as I usually believe it, that margin of victory was much smaller than it should've been for the Garden State. 

This is a Mets hat, (ya gotta) believe it or not, but the New York + golf could, again, send the wrong message.

Heartbreak Hill Running Company: Yeah fine I guess this'll do.

New Goal -- Canada Day Edition

To open a gym in the northeast of Canada and call it P.E.I. Muscles