don't ya just hate it when

your first shot of the day is your best shot of the day?
I should also mention that I three- or four-putted after this.

I should also also mention:

A center for kids who can't drive good and want to learn to do other stuff good too

I just saw a car drive by with a logo for Blue Steel Auto School on the door.

I assume they don't teach you how to turn left?

Majors News

...in the sense of golf majors—specifically, the Masters.

While I don't support LIV Golf, because it seems like a bunch of sportswashing, I am enjoying the sort of nWo vibe of golfers "invading" a PGA event--if the nWo were already very rich golfers who sold out for even more money instead of two cool guys and Hulk Hogan.

Having said that, please let Brooks Koepka and anyone else from LIV who succeeds him* to enjoy a precipitous drop from the leaderboard—it's only fun to watch the heels succeed if they eventually fall to the faces!


*Exception: Harold Varner III — at least he's up front about it!

Major News

In the sense of college major news:
...Now what would've happened 15 years ago that would've driven people away from the financial industry?
Ah, right.

Hey could this be something?

Over the holidays, I bought a pack of caramels and a can of peanuts because we thought we were going to bake something with them.

Ultimately, we didn't, so what I've been doing is, every once in a while, taking a caramel and a handful of peanuts and eating them together.

It's sort of like a PayDay bar, but on a smaller scale--and maybe it's because I've been applying to jobs recently (see previous post), but today the idea came to me that this li'l mid-day/late-night snack could be called...

A "Non-Profit PayDay"